Otterbein i ett nötskal!
You know you´re from Otterbein when...
1) you get yelled at by the stinky lunch lady
2) you realize its a dry campus, yet the bookstore sells shot glasses
3) you know athletes sit on the left side of the cafe for lunch and dinner and the theater majors sit on the right
4) you aren't shocked to find bugs in your salad
5) you take a look at the art gallery on your way too class in roush and write a "cultural experience" paper on it
6) you are forced to go to campus events for class
7) you walk into garst and you aren't shocked it smells like ass
8) your only exercise is walkin across campus 5 times to find a party
9) you know all the houses that have students living in them have a name, (the goat, the brothel, the blue bitch, the blue lagoon,the green roof)
10) you know houses on lincoln are known by there numbers (40, 58, 61)
11) you know all of ur "friends" who have the BIG meal plan at the end of the quarter lol
12) when you have to fill out stupid surveys to live in a normal building
13) the intermural basketball team could probably beat our varsity team
14) you aren't shocked that there are 10 people in your class
15) the only good sports teams are uhhh volleyball and womans soccer...
16) okay and football
17) you get pumped for 6 week winter break!
18) you know you will see everyone and there mother at the lib during finals week
19) the wind blows, people refuse to park within a trees reach
20) you randomly hook up with someone and see them in the cc the next morning...awwwkward
21) you aren't shocked you have to park 4 miles away
22)a trip to the library results in gettin NOTHING done
23) froshies and creepasses love the dirty dick
24) you go to quiznos atleast twice a week
25) you know your the only campus in america without wireless
26) free spaghetti dinner is the best night ever
and you know there will be breakfast the sunday before finals week
27) you aren't shocked when people tell you they are transfering
28) you slip on that little silver guy on the sidewalk by devore
29) a majority of your friends own a North Face
30) you get 1000 calls and texts from oc security because something bad happened
31) the sentence EAT ON HIM is just a list of frats/soroities
32) u know at least 10 ath training majors and another 10 nursing
33)...and everyone else is probably involved in theatre or music
34) your only black friend is randy legair who is the whitest black kid ever
35) you see someone with a red lidded water bottle you know they are an athlete
36) its ok if 8 people in your class are wearing the same otterbein college hoodie/sweatpants lol
or combination of both lol
37) you've gotten a noise violation at 10"01
or gotten intouble for having the oppsite sex in your room
38) you knw exactly wat nights the "cool" RA is on duty
39) you've switched roommates atleast once since you've been at school
40) you see people walkin around with book bags on a saturday night and you knwexactly wats in the bag lol
41) you aren't shocked by an empty parking lot on the weekend
42) 90% of your friends are buckeye fans
43) the announcers at your home football games do a play by play for osu games, during your game lol
44) you know blackboard is online and not an actual board
45) you know "the cops wont ever come inside" lol
46) the soccer house is on, you know your gonna have a good night
and a window will get broken
47) pizza primo is your favorite food
48) you've started your facebook status with "dear..."
49) each sport has their own house
50) getting "schloshed" is a commonly used verb
51) the only cups you have in your room came from the campus center
Hahahahah gotta love it!!! I do miss Otterbein..why was that again? ;)
